cooldadbutts:

fffcuk:

there are 9 calories in a tablespoon of sperm

but only 0 calories in Diet Sperm™

[about playing the asshole in movies]

“Once I was complaining about it to someone, and they said, “It’s because you have an asshole face.” I was like, “Um, thank you. Thank you very much.” 

Title: Slow Down
Artist: The Academy Is
Played: 7663 times

00sjams:

Slow Down | The Academy Is…

snapchatting:

*sighs for 3 years straight*

the moral of the story is never have feelings for anybody ever